Everything else is irrelephant

shine-and-sass:

iheartchaos:

Weird Al Yankovic Demonstrates How His Faulty Hotel Door Chain Gives Anyone Easy Access to His Room

Via

oh mY GOD

dorkmeetstumblr:

acanthachaos:

I find this so adorable :3💜

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE. #thedream

lumpytoast:

petition to replace Zero Suit Samus’ rocket heels with moon shoes

lumpytoast:

petition to replace Zero Suit Samus’ rocket heels with moon shoes

sailormichelle:

hey everyone !So my mom’s been feeling really down lately and i’m really hoping you guys can help me try to make her feel better.
She cosplays the cabbage merchant from avatar and she’s often self conscious about leaving the hotel room at cons, so i’m hoping you can help me make her popular on tumblr. she’s really cute and sweet and she worked so hard on this cosplay! she even carries around real cabbages please give her love ok

sailormichelle:

hey everyone !
So my mom’s been feeling really down lately and i’m really hoping you guys can help me try to make her feel better.

She cosplays the cabbage merchant from avatar and she’s often self conscious about leaving the hotel room at cons, so i’m hoping you can help me make her popular on tumblr. she’s really cute and sweet and she worked so hard on this cosplay! she even carries around real cabbages please give her love ok

ffinicks:

I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.

Amazon headcanon
Outsider: So what do you do with the boys?
Amazon: The what?
Outsider: The boys! When a boy is born, do you kill him? Leave him out to die?
Amazon: We hurt none of our children in this way. What is a boy?
Outsider: The ones that would grow up to be men.
Amazon: There are no men among the Amazons.
Outsider: I mean...what do you do with ones who have, you know...*gestures to crotch*
Amazon: *oblivious* What?
Outsider: THE ONES WITH PENISES! What do you do with them?
Amazon: Nothing. Why? What do you do to them?
Outsider: Well...raise them to be men, I guess.
Amazon: There are no men among the Amazons.

faeriefountain:

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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"you should really consider graduate school" 

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mark-gaytits:

cap-gamelamer:

tangedolium:

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

by throwing it into the harbor

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