"Masturbation is something that we all do and it hurts no one so it is not wrong. It is natural and beautiful."
I’m going to fucking stab someone. There’s nothing beautiful about being a selfish slut and no, not everyone does it. Fuck you and your sex normative bullshit.
thanks to this beautiful person
i have learned you can be a slut
by performing a sexual act that involves literally no one but yourself
i am the biggest slut
It’s the little things that make me appreciate my friends the most.
Me arriving to your wedding
Me arriving at your funeral
Me arriving at my high school reunion
Me arriving to class late
Me arriving to your bedroom.
yall can barely leave your rooms shut up
70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
If you haven’t watched Shrek: The Musical yet you’re really missing out!
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013